movie where the main guy and main girl are only friends and never had and never will have sexual or romantic tension and they go throughout the movie doing whatever needs to be done and the plot doesn’t evolve around either of them wanting the other
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
I need this in my life
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
*puts selfie on top of christmas tree because I am the star*
A few years ago we dressed our birds up for Christmas
when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting
this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read